The Widow and the Tramp

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Looking over Jess lifted and eyebrow before she smiled at Rosie. "I'd like to see him date someone like you, I think he would be happier and he'd probably be a lot less of an ass," she offered wondering for a moment or two if she was really considering fixing her brother up with her friend. She was, but she thought they would make a good pair and through all his fault he would have been nice to Lucy which spoke volumes for her brother's sense of nobility. "Maybe after I get things set up in Charming and move into my new place I'll introduce you too him, I mean he's going to have to be house trained and all but still," she joked giving a wink to her friend.

She leaned back in the seat pulling her hair into a ponytail and out of her face before she thought about it for a few minutes. "Tell you what why don't we go out this coming weekend, Lucy could stay with Mom and keep her out of trouble," she offered looking at the younger girl before she smiled. "No really you think we need someone top baby sit you but that's not it, if left alone my mother will do all kinds of crazy things like trying to get a tattoo, riding my old motorcycle that's at her house. Ugh I'm telling you she takes so much looking after," she teased playfully, though as Rosie knew it wasn't a lie. Her mother was the same woman that had gone with them one night and tried to pole dance, which was something that Jess was still trying to forget.

"Yeah I think she sandwich is the best bet seriously."

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Listening to Jess say that if her brother was with Rosie, that he would be a lot happier and less of an asshole. The redhead just shrugged with a nod. Maybe that would be possible. But, then again Cops mixed with Porno business that's tied to the S.O.A. is kind of a bad idea. Then again, you never know a certain cops ties to anything. Like the Chief of Police in Charming having ties with the Sons. "Okay. Just let me know when and where." She said, when Jess said that when she gets settled in Charming, that she would introduce her brother to her. Lucy smiled softly, twirling her hair around her fingers only to lay her eyes on a creepy guy in the corner.

Nudging her older sister, she motioned over to the corner and Rosie looked and flipped them the bird. Her usually calm and gentle blue eyes were a dark sapphire when she was mad, glaring at the men. "Fucking creeps." She muttered, under her breath praying that Jess caught on. Last thing they needed was for one of them to go to the restroom and have the three guys follow them and do Lord knows what. Then, back to the normal world, Jess was telling Lucy about her Mother and how she was crazy and wanted to do the things they did. When she mentioned that, Rosie remembered when they let her go out with them and she was trying to pole dance. While her friend was being scarred for life, she thought it was funny as hell. "Oh, yeah, that was funny." She said, referring to that little encounter.

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Jess eyed the men beofre she smirked at them and then shook her head and laughed. She really had to wonder what in the hell they thought they were going to accomplish sitting there stairing and whacking themselves off underneath the table but that wasn't for her to decide, all she cared about was the fact they remained where they were and didn't bother her all that much.

"It was hilarious and then the next day she couldn't figure out why her hip was killing her and she had gotten a tattoo," Jess offered before she looked over at Lucy. I went to the bathroom and came back to find my mother and your sister gone, when I finally found them they had gone across the street to the tattoo parlor and Mom was bare assed getting a flower tattooed on her ass cheek. It took her three days to find it and figure out what it was," she explained before she laughed thinking about it.

See there had been a time in her life when she hadn't been such a stick in the mud, when pole dancing and drinking had been exceptable behavior. At some point though all that stopped and she had turned into Betty freaking Crocker and yeah that wasn't working out for Jess as well as she would have liked anymore. She was tired of being the nice person and well yeah that was the gest of it she was tired of being the nice person in all of this. Stretching her arms over her head she looked over at Rosie before she grinned.

"So about that over to go out clubbing?"

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"Jess, I said I was sorry about that. Lucy, both her Mom and I were drunk as skunks so, we just walked down there. She wanted one, if I remember correctly before we got wasted." Rosie said, thinking outloud trying to remember. She herself wouldn't mind having one. As long as it didn't have a guy's name on it, because if it did, she would be mega pissed. Looking at her friend, she thought of the times they had when she was in Charming. She was married then and Rosie was with her boyfriend, so they weren't as crazy as they are now.


But, now they can let really loose. Running her fingers through her fiery curls, Rosie sipped her drink before listening to Jess. "So about that over to go out clubbing?" And at the sound of that, brought a huge smile of the redhead's face. "How about this saturday? Or if you can't wait, tonight?"

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"You know she still laughs about that thing," Jess offered before she laughed.

She had gotten a tattoo recently and while she didn't show it off she was rather proud of it in fact more than she should have been but hey. It was something new that she was trying which involved her actually not just sitting behind some old clunker and staring at it wondering how on earth she was supposed to make it work when it was in dire need of help.

"This weekend sounds good, that will give me time to get up to the garage and see what's left and talk to the insurance people. After that I'll need a night to relax and let my hair down," she explained before she nodded her head. "So say Saturday, pick me up at Mom's around 8 and then I'll see if I can get Charming's finiest to take a night off and join us," she joked. Yeah her brother take a night off to, well yeah alright so there was a good chance he would take a night off just to go out and hang around clubs what was she thinking.

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"I figured that. Loony Lucy was and is quite the wild child." Rosie said, remembering Jess's mom say that she was a hippie from back in the day. She liked that in the old woman because too many women her age, were getting at younger people for doing what they do. "So say Saturday, pick me up at Mom's around 8 and then I'll see if I can get Charming's finiest to take a night off and join us," She nodded, in agreement as Lucy muttered to herself. "Yay, I get to hang with Loony Lucy!" Rosie had to laugh when she heard her baby sister say that.

"That would be great. Hey, I think your Mom told me that he was in Vegas, right now? I wonder how that's going for him." She said, out loud trying to remember.

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"With my brother chances are he will come back married to some blonde bimbo with fake tits and a lisence to sleep with anything that moves," Jess replied before she let out a laugh. "That is in fact how he met wifey number two was on a Vegas vacation, and then he couldn't figure out why the relationship didn't last in the least bit." She explained before she looke dover at Lucy and then smiled at her. "Don't worry she'll behave herself this time or else she knows will cart her off to the old folks home and make her eat spam and listen to old men tell her about their aches and pains," she teased. Yeah she couldn't see her mother taking off for an old folks home any time soon but it was nice to tease her about it.

Looking around and watching the men in the corner who seemed to have been inching closer toward them Jess thought about it before she looked back at Rosie and smirked before she winked at her. She was getting ready to be bad and she really couldn't help herself either, but these guys were starting to get under her skin in the worst possible way. She was simply waiting for them to move just a little bit closer so that they could hear everything that was about to be said.

Leaning a little closer to Rosie she grinned at her. "I say we mess with their heads, if their that interested in what's being said," she offered keeping her voice down before she flashed another grin at the red head.

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When Jess said that her brother would probably come back married to a bimbo with fake tits, Rosie bust out laughing. Nothing was wrong, it's just what her friend said was funny. Anywho, after calming down, she cleared her throat as a smirk curved her lips. "Well, when he comes back, I'll give him quite a show. And you know for sure, that mine are one hundred percent real." She said, adjusting her bra just to prove her point. Despite the fact, she was giving a show to the three pervs over at the other table.

Lucy listened to Jess when she mentioned her mother again, and nodded with a smile. She couldn't imagine Loony Lucy in a nursing home either. She just didn't fit and she was still in her right mind. Sort of. But, the three women at the table loved her very much and never wanted to put her in an old folk's home. "I say we mess with their heads, if their that interested in what's being said," Jess was talking about the pervs again and the two redheads were all ears. "Oh my gosh, what are we going to say?" Rosie whispered, only for her little sister to give her a weird yet disgusted look. "What are you going to say?" And that earned her a playful nudge from her older sister, making her laugh.

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Jess had to laugh she really did, though what came out of her mouth was something even she hadn't suspected. "Yeah he wouldn't know what to do with real ones, it might ruin him for the bimbo's forever." She explained as she smirked. It was as if something had snapped inside of her and she really couldn't explain it either, well and she wasn't certain that if she tried to explain it that it would make a lot of sense to anyone but herself but it was like this.

Somewhere along the way Jess was almost certain she had forgotten who the hell she was, there had been a time in her life when bars, clubs, and things like that were perfectly normal. Then life had taken over and she had become a wife, a caregiver, and damn it she was tired of living her life for everyone else. What had happened with Raylan Shephard had been the beginning of that and the garage being burnt down had been the cold hard slap back into reality and possibly one that she needed. After all there had to be something that she had needed though so Jess was glad for the experince and the insight that it had lent to her.

Glancing over and taking note of how close the guys had gotten she smirked before she gave a wink toward Rosie, see years ago this was what Jess had been like. Apparently the fact they were now whispering was bothering them a lot more than they wanted to let onto things. "I was thining about hitting some clubs while I was in Vegas, any suggestions, of course I was also thinking of taking a page out of Mom's book and trying pole dancing," she explained before she laughed. So she knew how to do it, that wasn't the issue it was just the fact it was something she had never tried before.

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Rosie laughed along with Jess, after what she said about her breasts. "Yeah he wouldn't know what to do with real ones, it might ruin him for the bimbo's forever." And just to be funny, she just smirked and was looking off in the distance. Acting like she was daydreaming about what would happen. But, the act went away when she started laughing again. "Girl, I'd ruin any men from fake tits and keep away from those discs for life!" She said, waving her hand as she said the last part. Almost in a final hand motion too.

The perverts at the other table seemed to be keep more interested in their conversation. And she and Jess were the first to notice. Seeing the wink from the brunette woman at the table, Rosie caught on and listened to what her friend was going to say. "I was thining about hitting some clubs while I was in Vegas, any suggestions, of course I was also thinking of taking a page out of Mom's book and trying pole dancing," Laughing along with her, she nodded. "Why not try stripping while you're at it. I hear the men in Vegas are really generous to brunettes."

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"You know I'm not really sure that stripping is for me, I mean sure the cash would be great and all but at the same time," Jess started before she chuckled. "I mean you have to stop and think about this for a moment or two, imagine me up on the pole with my clothes off." She cupped her breast to bring her point him. "They would have nothing at all to look at, not really sure that they would like it in the least bit and then I would feel horrible."

That was when it happened, the man closest to them fell out of his chair hard and hit the floor with a bang. Causing plate to rattle and glasses to clink on the tables from the force of the fall, which was enough to make Jess burst into laughter. She really couldn't help herself either, the look on the man's face was priceless. What was even better though was the fact that his friends seemed to have backed as far away from him as they possibly could in hopes that no one would notice that were together.

Looking down Jess tisk her tounge before she tilted her head to the side and then laughed again. "See this is what happens when Big Boys think that their smart enough to play with the girls, or that they actually have the brain that it takes to do more than sit and scratch their own asses," she added before she rolled her eyes and flicked the paper from her straw at the man's head.

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Rosie kept her mouth shut, watching Jess work her magic on the guys at the other table. Lucy's face was as red as her hair, since she was witness to the whole thing. But, the two redheads had to laugh along with the brunette when one of the men fell clear out of his car. It was so fucking funny! "See this is what happens when Big Boys think that their smart enough to play with the girls, or that they actually have the brain that it takes to do more than sit and scratch their own asses," Wiping away the tears from laughing so much, Rosie calmed down. Well, sort of. "Girl, you're preachin' to the choir!" She told her, only to bust out laughing again.

Then the man ran off, with the company of his friends, Lucy just shook her head. "Y'll are beyond insane." She said, taking a sip of her drink as the redness in her face faded away. Rosie let out a small giggle before finally calming down. "Well, now that the perverts are gone, what do we do now?" She asked, looking at Jess waiting for an answer.

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"Tell you what I really need to head back and get some things packed up so I can head back up to the Indian Hills and I need to stop in Vegas and see some people." Jess admitted before she shook her head, she honestly hadn't thought Jury would freak so bad but then again she hadn't thought her garage was going to be burned down either so all in all she supposed that it made sense in the light of day. "But I'll meet up with you this weekend and we can go out and have a little fun, maybe see about getting the bats out of the cave," Jess offered as she pushed herself up out of the chair.

Smiling she looked over at Lucy and grinned at her before she turned and looked back to Rosie. The red head knew where Jess was coming from and what she had gone through, which had been what had made it so easy for them to talk when things had happened and it was nice to have someone that had been where you were even if you wished they hadn't had to have been.

"Now don't forget me this weekend Rosie or I'll be forced to hunt you down and well I don't know what I'll do but it won't be nice," she teased.